Don't Be That Coworker

Don't be that coworker that the ENTIRE FLOOR can hear when you speak. In a meeting, on the phone, wherever. Just tone it down. We all effin know you're here and you think your job is uber important and all power for the Tennessee Valley would come to a screeching halt with ensuing chaos beyond imagination following if you fail to perform your job. Clearly, your mother did not teach you about inside voices.

Almost Friday... Almost Friday.